| 10. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise | | | | didn't have timefor lunch, and you're going to be nibbling |
| your voice.) | | | | during the meeting. Duringthe meeting eat 5 entire raw |
| 9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly | | | | onions. |
| the same outfits. | | | | 4b. Every time someone asks you to do something, |
| Then wear them one day after your boss does. (This | | | | ask them if they wantfries with that. |
| is especiallyeffective if your boss is a different gender | | | | 3a. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little |
| than you are.) | | | | synchronized chairdancing. |
| 8. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and | | | | 3b. Determine how many cups of coffee is "too |
| refer to them only by thesenames. "That's a good | | | | many." |
| point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry. I'm going to haveto | | | | 2. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once |
| disagree with you there, Chachi." | | | | everyone has gotten overtheir caffeine addictions, |
| 7. Send email to the rest of the company telling them | | | | switch to espresso. |
| what you're doing. | | | | 1. Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free |
| For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the | | | | donuts etc... in thelunchroom, when people complain |
| bathroom doing a number 2." | | | | that there was none... Just lean back,pat your stomach, |
| 6. "Highlight" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't | | | | and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that." |
| lost your shoessince you did this. | | | | Have your own Top 10 List or add to this list, submit to |
| 5. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. | | | | and Share it with the world. |
| 4. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you | | | | |