Moving to the Country - The Mid Life Devil's Advocate View

Many Mid Lifers living in the city dream of moving to- Many country people drive 4 x 4s because they tow
live in the country. Life will be slower, the streets arehorse boxes or trailers and go off road. They are not
safer, the kids will grow up in a better environment. ItChelsea Tractors and are not driven as status
will be like a permanent holiday.symbols. Their drivers resent having to pay high road
This may well be true for many families who havetax for something that they see as essential. Your 4 x
made the move and there are many books and TV4, on the other hand, which you use to take the kids to
programmes to guide others in the right direction. Weschool, may not be seen as essential. 4 x 4s in the
all know the benefits but what are the drawbacks? -country have real mud on them, much of which they
The Mid Life Devil's Advocate is here to bring someleave on the road, making it muddy - the country is full
balance to the discussion!of mud from September to May.
The Advocate isn't trying to dissuade you from- Country people kill things to eat. They also kill other
following your dreams, just making sure that you'rethings which prey on the things that the country people
aware of some of the 'warts'.want to kill to eat.
So what is the Devil's Advocate's view of moving to- In some country communities, 'the apple doesn't fall
live in the country? Here are some points to ponder:far from the tree' and many of the village inhabitants
- When you move to your new house in the countryare related - some very closely. They can be very
the locals will consider you to be 'Blow Ins' or 'Grockles'.'cliquey'
They mean the same - you're an outsider. How long- You may have to drive quite some way to find Illy
will this last, you may ask. About 20 years.coffee and Lemon grass. Even farther to visit the
- You will have heard the stories about the next doortheatre.
neighbour's cockerel crowing and waking you up at- The nearest Pizza delivery service may not deliver
first light - they're true. Cockerels crow at dawn, veryas far as your house.
loudly.- Your friends will want to come and visit you when it's
- Life is slower in the country, which is great.convenient - for them not you.
Sometimes, though, it's much slower. Like when you're- If you are still working in the city you will have to
queuing up at the post office and the three people incommute, but of course, you can use the time usefully
front of you are all keen to have a natter with theby working on the train. Can you? What if you have to
post mistress.stand all the way?
- That is, of course, if the post office hasn't been- In the summer your country roads will be clogged up
closed...with selfish people from the cities coming to the
- The shops that are open don't open late.country on holiday. Some of them will tow caravans...
- The pub is often the social centre of the village - if- The country is not a multi-cultural environment.
that hasn't closed down too because so many housesMulticulturalism means that a family has moved in from
have been bought as second homes that there isn'tthe next county - or the city.
enough all year round trade to make the business- Fashions in the country are at least 6 months behind
viable.the city, sometimes as much as 6 years.
- It's very dark at night in the country - very few street- You've left your friends behind and you know that
lights to light your way along the pavement. Whatyou will make new ones. Your kids will, but will you?If
pavement?moving to the country is your dream, don't let the Mid
- You may have a great view of the countryside fromLife Devil's Advocate put you off. The points above
your house. Hopefully, you won't have a community ofare deliberately provocative and most will never
Travellers turning up one day unannounced, to set uphappen to you. Just go into it with your eyes open,
home in the field next door, erecting homes withoutaware of some of the pitfalls that you might encounter
planning permission.along the way.
- Public transport is almost non existent so you haveGood luck and may you fulfil your mid life dreams!
to drive everywhere.