An Idiot's Guide to Why Many of Us Fear Obama's Health Care Reform

If you are very well-informed about the health care(Picture people who now go to the doctor much more
issues facing America right now, feel free to skip thisoften. People who go every time they have the
article. There's probably very little I can add to yoursmallest cough. Millions of previously uninsured people
understanding.who never used to go who now go freely. And so on.)
However, if you find yourself saying things like: "I don'tIn order to deal with the influx of customers to the
understand how someone can oppose universal healthnickel shop, several new decisions need to be made.
care." or "How can someone say health care is not anShould we hire new workers? Should we rush them
obvious human right?" or "Obama cares so much forthrough the training so we can get them into the shop
all of us. These radicals are just opposing it becauseASAP?
it's his plan." or any of a few dozen variations, thisShould we seek cheaper ingredients to deal with the
guide very well might be for you.increase in cost with the influx of orders?
Many have said, semi-incorrectly, that the proposedPerhaps we might need to create a system where
plan will not allow one to use private insurance. Thepeople need to order their pizza several weeks in
fact of the matter is, yes it will...advance? Or we need to prioritze some people over
But...others, saying some people should not receive as
Picture this:many pizzas as others?
Say there were a small neighborhood with three pizzaAnd let's not forget that "government subsidized" is
shops that have been competing with one another forjust a code-word for "sponsored by you the tax
about two decades. Everyone in town has theirpayer". So in order to pay for this heavily subsidized
favorite, and all the owners are doing quite well forpizza we have two (bad) choices:a. borrow, and send
themselves.the government further into debt (bad), orb. raise taxes
The pizza is not cheap, however, at $2.00 a slice. So,(bad)
sadly, the less fortunate kids in town view pizza as aAnd thus we complete the package of why we fear
rare treat, and even the middle class folk don't want tothe proposed reforms.
buy too much, because of that burning feeling in theWe fear overworked doctors. We fear the potential
pocket.need to hire more doctors quickly, with worse training,
... But it sure is tasty...to deal with increased need from more patients.
Now, after much protestation in the community thatWe fear being rushed through the system ultra-quickly
the pizza is too expensive for many, the governmentin order to deal with the surplus of new patients,
decides to subsidize a new pizza shop, and pizza isresulting in inferior care.
only one nickel a slice. The pizza is definitely inferior toWe fear giant waiting lists preventing us from getting
all three other shops, but there isn't a person in theessential care in a timely fashion. (Think Canada and
neighborhood who can't have pizza whenever theyEngland, where patients have died waiting for
choose.treatment.)
The other three pizza shops start going crazy. "TheWe fear the reorganization of priorities. If the cost
government is trying to shut us down," they yell.needs to be reduced, someone needs to have their
The government smugly replies, "We aren't shuttingservices reduced. In the current situation, it looks like
anyone down. Everyone, without exception, will stillour wonderful American government has chosen the
retain the option to go to the other places as often aselderly as the victim.
they want."We fear the country going into further debt, and we
But we're not naive.fear the potential of out-of-control taxes that seem to
We know what happens next.be the inevitable result of universal health care.
Tons upon tons of people ditch the other three shopsWe fear the Robin Hood style government that thinks
for the sake of the much cheaper alternative.all can be sponsored involuntarily by the wealthy. We
For a little while the other three hang on, cutting costsfear that if the wealthy are taxed severely, they will
here and there, firing a few employees, charging evenfire tons of employees which would further wound the
more in the hopes that they will gain some extra profit...economy, or they might pick up and move to a
but the end result is inevitable. They cannot competecountry which allows them to retain their profits,
with the government.crippling the economy.
All the talk of allowing people to buy whatever pizzaWe fear a non-talented, non-thorough government
they choose is irrelevant if the other places have tomaking hasty decisions which could destroy everything
close down.we know and love about our country. The Constitution
*You see, when you look past all the political jargon (i.e.of the United States of America is much shorter than
blah blah) you realize in the upcoming changes the endthis proposed health care bill, but it took longer to write
of private medicine as we know it.*and was written by more talented, more intelligent
So what happens next?people. And that is why it's basically eternal and has
After all thee private pizza shops are no longer around,kept this country going strong for so long.
the very mediocre government subsidized option is theThe difference between someone like me and the
only one left standing.people of the current administration is foresight and
And the lines are out the door. After all, who can resistdeliberation. We all want change. The current health
pizza at such an amazing price?care situation is ridiculous. But change is NOT inherently
But there are thousands of people in this town, andpositive.
they all love pizza. Now, some of them used to buyIf intelligent, well-meaning people set forth to better our
only one slice, but now buy two. Some used to cooksystem, slowly and carefully, good things are bound to
for parties, but now order a dozen pizza pies. Somecome.
used to try and estimate exactly how much pizzaBut rush into something like this, and we might all soon
they needed, but now they gladly overestimate with nobe eating burnt, nasty pizza...
fear whatsoever.